Beverly Hills Debt Reduction - Credit Card Debt Reduction

Credit Card Debt Reduction Story Hour

Hit the ground running. It's time for credit card debt reduction. We know. We are perfectly aware of the seduction of cosmetic surgery. So many get obsessed and before you know it - there is a real call for the assistance of the debt reduction services. That is to say, there is a real need for the debt reduction programs.

Credit card debt reduction far off in the distance?

It starts off simply enough, just a little shaving of the old bump on the nose. You're barely venturing into rhinoplasty. After all, you didn't even have to have your nose broken. No resulting black eyes. Just smooth over the aquiline surface to reveal your inner nose. The nose you've always dreamed of. Cherubic and adorable. You now look like your Mom's persian cats.

Not quite in need of debt reduction assistance yet - of course the idea never enters your mind as you think how lovely it would be if your chin, that damn chin again, surely it would add to the total cohesion of your face - or, in other words - it would match up nicely with your powder puff nose, if only there you were to have an itsy-bitsy chin implant inserted. And so you do. Not quite entering the realm of credit card debt reduction yet, you are content. You are so inspired by the striking and astonishing features you've concocted along with your new higher power - the one you worship - your plastic surgeon.

Nope. Not yet time for credit card debt reduction. How can there be? As a consequence of your tweaked and glamorous face, your confidence surges. Through the roof. You get a makeover. A flattering haircut, wispy tendrils spiral delicately near the surface of your apple blossom cheeks. You date. These men are different than the brooding and misunderstood poets you used to date. These men show up in glossy red convertibles and ply you with gifts from jewelry stores - named after men with French names you cannot pronounce. You're in a rose-colored bubble. You're floating. Credit card debt reduction is about as far away in your mind as Pluto is from Mercury.

If only ...

If only. Uh-oh. How could you possibly even think of the"if-only's." We'll tell you how. You are a convert, an addict. You begin noticing other potential flaws. Or areas of your body and face that may develop into potential trouble spots. For instance, as a result of your newfound confidence and popularity with the endless string of jetsetters, you begin staying out late. There are flights - domestic and international. Surely you see the practicality, in adapting to your new lifestyle, of having the luggage under your eyes disappear permanently, as your God has promised to bestow. With a wave of his magic wand - there you have it. Perfectly smooth and without puffiness.

Good genetics .. ha ha

Some would argue, "Well, if she's the precious trophy to so many men, surely she could get them to foot the bill." Faux pas, faux pas, faux pas. The unwritten rule is the women who have their men pay for surgery after surgery after surgery have already ensnared them in holy matrimony. One couldn't possibly allude to the grim reality that she isn't absolutely perfect. The surgeries are part of her secret beauty regimen. She needs them to think she just automatically wakes up daily flawless - regardless of the dwindling sleep and constant partying. They are putty in her hands. They marvel at her 'good genetics.'

She begins to worry. She is starting to get a little out of hand with the old credit cards. Welcome - credit card debt - enter the fray. What's that - a worry line on her pretty brow? Fret not - botox strikes. And she is a willing, overeager convert. She must maintain the treatments consistently. Or else. Or else what will happen? Her face will begin to show the tell-tale signs of what - of what - of being a real human being and aging naturally? She says, "Bullocks to that."

And charges more and then some more. And if only her cup size were just one and a half sizes in the opposite direction. Surely, this would be it. The final cut- pun intended. Naturally, she discusses it with her God, her Allah, her Vishnu - from where she is seated below his pedestal. Still a bit on the fence, he agrees to throw in a couple free "fat withdrawals" from the old inner thigh areas. He marks her up with a black magic marker, showing her the beginnings of the inevitable race to ruins, decay and unavoidable sag.

Credit be damned, she laps it up. She books herself in for consecutive treatments. She gets it all, the jackpot. Credit card debt reduction is so far from her mind. She wants to dreamily admire herself in the full-length mirror - after the majority of swelling and bruising dissipate, naturally. She is so out of her mind on painkillers, she signs more of her original flesh away. It is hacked off, tossed out, reshaped. But still - she knows there is such a thing as credit card debt reduction - maybe when she emerges from the haze, she will consider it. Maybe she will straighten it out.

She emerges, hoping to astonish all who meet her gaze with her perfectly symmetrical Marilyn Monroe era beauty - but instead she stuns everyone with her Donald Duck lips and her Low Rent Barbie overall surface. Gods be damned, it is time to seriously consider debt reduction and many years of therapy. Of all kinds.

Moral of the story - wield your weapon wisely. Not the instruments of the cosmetic surgeon. Not the unrealistic demands of vanity. If you find yourself in a similar dilemma - where you may not be able to recognize the place in which reality and fantasy converge, where boundaries and limits have been blurred, you will have credit card debt reduction to bring you back into focus. For those who are ready to face reality, with all it's imperfections, bumps and bruises - to meet the gaze of reality with laser-sharp focus and clarity - to begin the process of setting the foundation for your future of happiness, there is credit card debt reduction - free from artifice and without fillers.

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